For all the years I have know my husband, he had NEVER seen me sitting on the toilet.
I don't know why I have a little "thing" about it...but I do.
Sheesh! Can't SOME things remain private?
Anyway, my no-see-me-pee streak ended this weekend when one of my kids came into the bathroom while I was going, and then left the door open on his way out. Of course, my husband comes strolling past at that moment...
It was a urination BUST!
He laughed about it later, but deep down he knows whenever he is kissing me from now on, he is going to be thinking about me sitting on the can...
That's it. The magic is gone now. We are officially old people who pee in front of each other and massage one another's corns.
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Hey, at least he's thinking of you!
Now you can start getting comfortable with each other.
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I'm sure the image won't be imprinted on his brain forever...
I just saw Bubba peeing for the first time a few months ago and we have been married for almost 15 years!
I'm OK with peeing in front of Mr. Peach Tart but definitely definitely no number 2. Oh hell no.
That magic was lost for us when I was pregnant with our first child. I had called the doc because I was having contractions. They were taking too long to call back and I had to pee. He had to bring me the phone while I was peeing.
I guess I have no pee shame becayse Shane saw me pee when we'd only been dating for a few months. I do have a very tiny bladder, so it was unavoidable.;)
Same over here as Peach Tart.
I cannot beleive he had never seen you pee until now!!! Shoot mine follows me into the bathroom when I have to go.
Congrats on making it so long. That must have been hard work.
LOL that is funny. i totally agree. luckily after almost 7 years of marriage, the NSMP streak is still going strong LOL
I lost that game sooo early on in our relationship while in the hospital with #1 recovering from my c-section. Humiliating yes but in some ways it actually made us closer.
Welcome to the club my friend LOL. Now the massaging each others corns totally has be cracking up.
I am so not LOL okay I so did LOL
Oh no. My life is flashing before me. As comfortable with my partner as I like being and would like to be in the future, I really don't want to cross that line of sharing the bathroom together or not caring if the other is peeing while we're doing something else in the same room. Really, I only need 30 seconds, so go away. I suggest you punish that child forever and ever and ever for turning you guys into old fogies. :( :P
I'll bet you don't fart in front of him either?
My hubby is like you. He doesn't ever want me to see him in the bathroom and for me, being an RN, I don't get the big deal. People do a LOT worse in front of me. Trust me.
You are so funny. But I agree, some things are just best kept private.
I almost killed my fiancee for doing that to me the other day. Apparently my dad called and he thought to hand me the phone when I was doing my business. NOT COOL!
Love your posts!! - Amanda
I get so mad if my husband walks in on me.
No way...that must be some record. Privacy went out the window when we had kids.
LMAO!
I read in a magazine how there are some things your signifcant other should never see, but I don't remember peeing on the list, but it should be! LOL!
Thank you for the laughs I really needed it! And yes my hubby tends to just walk in. ugh...what is wrong with that man?
He has seem me pee BUT THAT'S IT! LOL!
Well, it is just downhill from there.
And why does that sign NOT have a big red slash through it? They are just giving ideas to the men!
LOL! we're open door pee'ers around here. no secrets in that department. my husband is a closet pooper, though. we were together for like 6 years before i caught him on the can. LOL. i think he must go in the middle of the night or something so no one's the wiser.
LOL! Come to think about it - I totally wish we would have had that rule implimented long ago! Dang it.
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