Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Christmas Sweater: An Ad for Men!

From the Beautiful! Fabulous! Files...



Are you looking for a fashionable holiday gift for a very special lady in your life? Well LOOK NO FURTHER! A snazzy Christmas Sweater is THE way to go this holiday season!

That's right! Trust me! I know what women want! Women like bright, shiny things! They like bells, bows and sequins! A Christmas sweater combines all of those things! What could be better? You think she’d rather have jewelry? I am here to tell you that jewelry is over-rated! Any guy can go to the jeweler and buy diamonds! You want to buy a gift that shows you have STYLE and CLASS.

A Christmas sweater is the perfect gift for your girlfriend, your wife, or both of them! You simply cannot go wrong with one of these timeless Christmas classics!

Just imagine the look on your lady’s face when she tears open her gift to find one of these stunning, sparkly beauties! Oh, yes…she will be speechless! She will be in AWE. She may even cry! And, when she finally is able to regain her composure, she will look into your eyes, thank you lovingly, and then put her new treasure back into it's box (because she will not want it to get dirty, of course). It will truly be a gift she will NEVER forget. And she will assure you that she is going to save it to wear on a very special occasion…

…like Christmas -Year 2068.


Jenni
Stumble It!

17 comments:

Secretia said...

I don't like them either. That are unfeminine for one thing.

Secretia

sheila said...

If my husband got me one of these I'd ring his neck. And then I'd get him one next year just to let him know how it felt. lol

mommablogsalot said...

lmfao - love the "for your girlfriend, your wife, or both of them!"

WhisperingWriter said...

Eek!

Yeah, I don't think I'll ever wear one of those.

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

My husband knows the rule is no holiday sweaters until we are both in the nursing home. At that point I will accept something festive to keep me warm.

Kristina P. said...

I really hope that people get on board with Christmas Snuggies.

Megryansmom said...

or she'll reach over for the frying pan you bought her and whack you on the head!

mommaof4wife2r said...

wow...sparkly sweaters. will they ever be in style?

Too Many Hats said...

LMAO - "A Christmas sweater is the perfect gift for your girlfriend, your wife, or both of them! " Oh yeah, a Christmas sweater will win them both over ;)

Sues2u2 said...

Thank heavens that is one gift I will never have to worry about. Hubby hates getting/giving clothing. It drives him nuts that I insist on giving the kids socks & underwear. I think we all need a "humble" present but not as humble as those sweaters!! hee,hee

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

LOL I don't like them really!

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Erin.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• said...

Any men that are reading this... Do NOT buy your wife a Christmas sweater like that. Ever.

Jen said...

This is just so fabulous! I have got to tell my hubby to get me one of these.

NOT!

Heatherlyn said...

They always look so bright and festive ... on someone other than me!

Jenners said...

Is this the Bill Cosby holiday collection?

And if I get one of these for Christmas, you are so paying for it.

Skye said...

on christmas eve this year we are going to hangout with the family and open some presents! :) my favorite holiday movie would problly have to be the grinch. lol. i have loved that movie since it came out!
www.skyekazlie.blogspot.com

Totally_Toni said...

Hey wait I own all those sweater (snicker). Yeah if my hubs EVER gave me a Christmas sweater he would be sleeping in the car. If I want something nerdy and holidayish I will buy it myself.

 
Photobucket