Thursday, November 5, 2009

Love Letter (Writer's Workshop)



Dearest Darling Laptop,

Oh, how I love thee! You warm my lap while I sit idly upon the couch! You connect me to friends and family on Facebook that I can't be bothered with seem to connect with in real life. You allow me to buy things I don't need with money I don't have, all without ever having to brush my hair or put on shoes!

You ROCK, Laptop.

Sure, I have an iPhone. And it's cute and all that. But Laptop, my iPhone pales in comparison to you! Your gleaming widescreen, smooth keys, and sexy web browsing capabilities make my heart skip a beat.

When you are working to your fullest potential, it's like my life is a happy song that keeps on singing.

When you are broken, my life is dark and gray pit of despair.

I need you, Laptop.

I feel like you and I have a bond that can't be broken now that we have spent hours and hours and HOURS together. The laughter, the tears, the downloads from iTunes...we've been though it all together.

What would I ever do without you, Laptop?

Love Always and Forever
(or until a newer model comes out),

Jenni


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18 comments:

Brenda said...

You expressed my sentiments exactly :) I love my laptop too, can't imagine life without it.

Gillian said...

I have a love affair with my laptop too.

The Peach Tart said...

I love my lap top. It's like another appendage.

Secretia said...

"Do you take this Laptop to be your lawfully wedded husband"

CaraBee said...

Oh laptop, how I love thee. How did I ever live without you?

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

I can't even imagine not having my laptop. It's a wondermous thing and the source of much of the social interaction I get during the day

♥georgie♥ said...

awwwww how sweet!
;-)

wanna know something...i am NOT coordinated enough to use a laptop...seriously

blueviolet said...

I've never had the joy of a laptop. I'm jealous!

Too Many Hats said...

What a special relationship you have with your laptop :)

kys said...

I feel the same way about my laptop. It even forgave me after I tried to drown it with coffee. True love.

Confessions Of A Working Mom said...

Just found your blog, you are too funny! I just got a new laptop and wasn't really feeling it, but your ode to apple, manifesto to a mac, props for a pc has me thinking I should give it a second chance to steal my love away!

~Elizabeth
http://confessionsfromaworkingmom.blogspot.com

PropellerHeadMom said...

Beautiful letter! I like to use the Marine approach when talking about my laptop..."This is my laptop. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My laptop is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My laptop, without me, is useless. Without my laptop, I am useless."

Jen said...

I just recently know the joys of the lap top. I too an a lap top lover.

Life with Kaishon said...

Amen.

I need a new one.

Desperately.

Mighty M said...

Yes! Laptops rule!

Michelle said...

A love that rings true!

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

Oh I love my laptop way too much LOL

Jenners said...

I'm going to copy your love letter and send it to my laptop. Maybe it will keep her from crashing.

 
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