You and I...we are pretty well acquainted with each other, wouldn't you say? You have seen me in some pretty compromising positions, and you have helped me immensely by catching many a spewing forth of stomach contents that I was so grateful to not have to scrub out of my carpet. Thanks for that! Really!
But I have to ask you a favor, if I could. You see, you have been running and running and running. And while I appreciate your vigor and zest for a fresh bowl, my water meter is working overtime.
My husband has tried several times to "fix" you, but to no avail. Despite his best handle-jiggling efforts, you seem to be on a quest for the everlasting flush...
Well, I am hear to appeal to you as your friend and main scrubber. Please end the flush before you plunge! (get it?) our water bill into the depths of despair. You don't want to make me call a plumber, do you? Because I promise HIS butt crack would be much more offensive than mine.
Eliminationally Yours,
Jenni Jiggety
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26 comments:
Oh if only toilets could read, I'm sure that he/she would totally remedy the situation for you. :)
Maybe you need to ask yourself what YOU did to piss the toilet off. Just sayin. Oh, and by the way, once toilets hold a grudge, you will NEVER be forgiven! Just call the plumber already!
Toilets just don't understand!
did ur husband chk the floater thing in the tank or perhaps the chain back there? maybe the toilet is just so pissed you keep throwing up on/in it. it's had enough. lol
Jenn, do you need me to come over and mediate? I can dispense my urine into your toilet as needed until he stops this bullshitting around!
Could you write a letter to MY toilet bowl too. Just let it know that it doesn't have to get all *pissy and back up every single time a hotwheels gets flushed.
you seriously crack me up!!!! :o)
I know a good plumber....if you get that far. No crack, though. He's covered.
The rubber flap might be deteriorated or you might need a new mechanism. I've replaced all of it (on 3 toilets in 2 houses), and it's a less than $20 fix. Try replacing the toilet "guts" before you call a plumber. Your wallet will thank you.
I was just going to say what the last commenter said; the guts are way cheap, one pkg. carries all you might need to replace just parts or the whole thing,and it is easy.
Jennifer's comment had me cracking up! Wait, did I say crack? Ugh, sorry:)
LOL now now don't insult his crack LOL you're too funny, my issue is my kid doesn't flush LMAO it's driving me nuts!
I hope you reach your open letter goal!
Ha! John was so proud of himself when he replaced our leaking toilet with a new one. He wanted me to blog about it. (I forgot..) :-)
I think our toilets are related....
(love Open Letter Day!)
We just had the plumber out to fix a cranky tub drain. I think the fixtures are all in cahoots. Trouble, the whole lot of 'em.
That must be really really annoying at night. Not sure if the letter do the job!
Bring in the plumber and show that toilet who's boss!
A running toilet can be a killer. I have replaced every inner working of both of our toilets for the same reason. Next time I think I will try writing them a letter and pleading. That would be cheaper.
I shall play!!! See you next week.
Absolutely a brilliant bit of blogging there. Love it...I'll just have to follow along.
thanks for the giggle
Jackie
That makes an absolutely shocking difference in your water bill!
It takes me about 3 months before I remember new memes like this ... see you in August or September or October....
And, as always, I loved your letter. Your stuff is always so funny.
I love this letter!!! I'm going to forward this to our toilet downstairs, since it's doing the same thing too!
yikes that really does make the water bill go up, if it is broken maybe you could one that washes you after you go!
VERY nice. Thanks for putting into words EVERYTHING I feel when my toilet does this :)
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