Monday, June 22, 2009

Star Face

Have you ever gone to get a tattoo, fallen asleep, and woken up with stars tattooed all over your face?

Yeah, she hasn't either.

But that is the story she is trying to tell.


Now I have never had a tattoo because in addition to being a gigantic baby, I am also indecisive and cheap, and you really can't be any of those things if you want to have a licensed professional stab permenant ink into your body.

But even though I have never been inked, I pretty sure you generally don't SLEEP through the procedure.

And I am CERTAIN that if someone was jamming needles into my FACE, it would not exactly be nappy time...


Anyway, I am thinking she should just GO with it. It's not thaaaaaaaat bad, right?

Add some color...a few hearts...maybe some glitter...and she'll look just fine - in a circus freak kind of way.




Jenni
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44 comments:

sheila said...

I often wonder WTF people are thinking when they tattoo their FACE.

Stesha said...

The 4th of July will be here soon. All she needs is the stripes and she'll fit right in.

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Amanda said...

Um, no, she didn't fall asleep through getting a tattoo any more than any of us who have given birth fell asleep during that. I've done both and they both HURT. At least when you're in labor they give you pain meds.

Dee said...

She ruined her face, had buyers remorse and now is stuck looking like a freak. Poor dear, that is why there is the expression "YOUNG AND DUMB"

zelzee said...

I don't think it was sleepng she was doing...........passed out was more like it!!

Not a big fan of tatoos on the face. but, then again I avoid pain at all cost!!

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

I have 4 tats & cannot imagine sleeping through any of them. She had to have been on something.

BUT! while I was getting the second one a woman in the chair next to me was getting a spiderweb tattooed on her chest & boobs and she WAS asleep. She fell asleep while I was sitting there, she'd been saying she found tattoos relaxing.Staring at her almost took my mind off the pain.

Sass said...

I would guess, given that I have a few tattoos, that MOST people could not fall asleep during a session.

Especially not with the tattoo gun near your face. Those things aren't exactly silent.

I'm going with...buyer's remorse. And mom and dad probably weren't thrilled, so she needed to blame someone else.

Bren said...

Yeah I saw that on the news and thought immediately that there was NO WAY she fell asleep. Sometimes people really need to work on their stories.

jen@odbt said...

I'd seen this. I think falling asleep is another word for "regret".

Kekibird said...

I have two tattoos. One on my wrist and one on my back. The one on my back, not bad. It was soothing, oddly. But still, the noise of the machine and the adrenaline from getting ink done was enough to keep me up.
My second tat, on my left wrist, hurt. Enough to make me stop the artist for a breather. The area is sensitive and gets thin skinned towards the middle of the wrist, right over that major vein there. No way I could have slept through that.
Unless she has some medical condition that would cause her body to fall asleep under a large amount of pain/stress, there isn't anyway that she fell asleep during a tattoo on her FACE, where there isn't a lot of fat between the bone and skin. OUCH!
Own up to the tattoo and move on. You can't point a finger and blame someone else for your poor choice.

Jill said...

Who is that and where can I read about the stupidity?

robin said...

Yeah, I saw this online. I am guessing it's either a case of serious tat remorse (duuuh!) or someone with a strict father who kicked her ASS the second she got home. Well deserved, IMO.
PS- Has anyone told you they are having problems with your blog feed? Yours (as well as others) isn't showing up in my reader for days. The nerve!

Lisa (Jonny's Mommy) said...

She can totally join a kick ass rock band now.


She must have been drugged.

Kristina P. said...

I know. Isn't she insane!

And I am so jealous you are going to NKOTB tonight!

April said...

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

blueviolet said...

I just want to connect them into constellations.

Candice said...

One word for ya.

IDIOT!

Heatherlyn said...

I totally think she knew. And wasn't thinking straight.

She ruined her face! Tatoos are not a good idea.

thatgirlblogs said...

I have a tattoo and she was not asleep. She may have been passed out drunk, but she wasn't asleep.

Mama Kat said...

I saw this! Actually. That's me in the picture. I really did fall asleep. I do it all the time. It's a disorder. Please remove this hurtful post from my feelings.

Thank you.

Courtney said...

Isn't this story absolutely ridiculous? perhaps, she was PASSED out. even so, the needles would have woke her up!

The Daily Blonde said...

sometimes I feel like I am seeing stars.......tattoos....eek. I've had enough needles. No thanks.

You might have me off of your reader because I went to WPress? Not sure! Some days all of this geeky internet stuff is just a lot to handle. :)

Hope all is well!

Kim H. said...

Two words...

"Smokin' crack!"

Two more words....

"Laser removal!"


Are we sure that's not a photoshopped picture....have we checked it out at snoopes.com? Cause you know, "Snoopes" knows it all!...just wonderin'.

MamabearMills said...

shes full of shit! liar pants on fire. i have lots of tats and sleep and tats dont go in any sentence TOGETHER! ugh

Annie said...

Tatoo remorse..........if she was sleeping, I want what she is having!

ThatMommy! said...

and i thought my husband was a serious sleeper

Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair out said...

Hahahahaha....OMG!

Is she trying to get a crapload of money or something??

People are weird.

Cheryl Lage said...

Some call it sleeping, I call it blacking out. MadDog 20/20 makes for lifelong partyfavors it seems...

Maybe that roll-on trampstamp remover they parodied on SNL has a facial future?

LiLu said...

"Circus freak" is the new black!

CaraBee said...

I don't know anyone that has fallen asleep during a tattoo. It's like falling asleep during childbirth. It just doesn't happen.

Krista said...

Where is the NKOTB update? I want a full report!

But yeah, I thought the same thing. Fall asleep? Maybe if she were on drugs. Maybe her parents should worry about that before the tatoo. Omg that's pretty crazy. Lol.

Mrs4444 said...

I hate when that happens...

Keely said...

lol, I saw that article. She needs a better story and the tattoo artist needs better ethics (who the eff tattoos an 18-year-olds FACE?).

Sprite's Keeper said...

No tats for me either. I just pull the Jewish excuse. John doesn't have any tats himself. He says he wants one, but he's been saying that for years and never once got close.

Jen said...

I don't have any tattoos either. I could never decide what to get or where to put it. Way too many decisions for me.

As for sleepyhead, I agree with you. A little glitter would go a long way.

Sandi said...

yeah...no way she fell asleep. It's not exactly a cozy procedure. I have two tats. I put them where I can cover them. There is NO freaking way she slept through that. Passed out from pain? Perhaps. Slept? No.

WhisperingWriter said...

I'm too scared to get a tattoo. I worry it'll be all saggy and scary when I'm really old.

angie said...

she's really claiming she slept through that?

I agree. It looks totally cute. For a clown.

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

Never had a tattoo wanted it but too scared LOL

BTW How was New Kids On the Block :)

Jennifer said...

She must've taken something. I'm guessing she thought the pain would be too much, so she'd better knock herself out beforehand. At least that's what I would do!

Trenches of Mommyhood said...

I never got a tattoo because I could never decide WHAT to get! (Or WHERE to get it, for that matter!)

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

There is NO WAY she slept through all that...I have 2 tasteful tattoo's and am thisclose to being talked into one more with one of my best friends during our visit to Louisiana... And there is NO WAY anyone can sleep through a small one, let alone splayed all over your face! Yeesh!

Michelle said...

Sleeping during that! I think not! She should have taken Rhianna's lead and got those stars on the back of her neck. I see a serious wall of bangs in her future.

Marla said...

i think she was so embarrassed with how horrible it turned out she had to say that... no way you'd fall asleep with that on your face... NO WAY>>>

 
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