I am now following OPRAH on Twitter!
This means that I have completed step one in my plan to take the mainstream media BY STORM.
Step One: Follow Oprah on Twitter
Step Two: Turn my blog into a novel
Step Three: Have Oprah pick it for her book club
Step Four: Become an instant PHENOM
It is so simple, it is crazy!
@OprahWinfrey Hi Oprah. I'm Jenni Jiggety! Have you ever thought of featuring blogs? I happen to have one you could check out!
@OprahWinfrey Hi O! May I call you O? Have you given any thought to my big BLOG feature idea? Tweet me back!
@OprahWinfrey Seriously! It could be the next big thing. And I would totally be available to come on the show to help promote it!
@OprahWinfrey Oh, but not on Tuesdays or Thursdays because the kids have karate
@OprahWinfrey Me again! I just wanted you know that if you really NEEDED me on a Tuesday or Thursday, I could probably skip karate...
@OprahWinfrey Have you ever considered going blonde? Also, if anything ever happens with you and Gayle, I would totally be interested in taking her spot as your BFF.
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You are totally on your way now... Remember us little people when you and O are hunting down the best cheeseburger in the country together.
Yeah for storming the media! Down w/ ... um, what are we down w/ again?
OH & yeah for blond Oprah bff w/ Jenii! Y'all look Good.(!)
mwah,ha,ha,ha,ha (had to throw evil cackle in there since you are one step one of your media domination phase)
Good plan, however....@OprahWinfrey isn't the real Oprah on Twitter. And the real @Oprah hardly tweets and doesn't follow anyone back. But I would totally read your book and plug it on Twitter!
LOL - the pic of you and oprah is excellent!! Quality blogging :-)
If she knew what was right she'd do it!
Just in time for Oprah's new show
"Can You Be Oprah's new BFF"
(not in anyway related to Paris Hilton)
Um, yeah, you guys look hot together! You are so funny!
Please remember us little bloggers when you become hugely famous and start hangin with the Big O and Gail!
Tell me when she calls and make sure you mention your Santa Friend in Colorado!
You're such a sell out :-).
But a HAWT sell out, I must say.
(curses herself for not thinking of stalking Oprah first.)
Too funny. I'm still trying to get a spot for her favorite things episode before she retires. Any chance you can bring me along?
How can Oprah not feature you with that picture?
OMGosh LMAO I am ROLLIN here!!!!!!
tweet her and tell her blondes really do have more fun
;-)
I just love you so much Jen! You are so funny and always have the best ideas. I think a talk show host should feature blogs. If not Oprah somebody should do it. Im sure Ellen would love to have you!
Love and Prayers,
Tim
Oprah . . . ugh. Myh least favorite person on TV and everywhere else, except I do admire her for all her hard work and getting where she is today . . . I only wish she would offer two sides of the story on her show, which she rarely does. And some of her medical advice is whacky. Still, she is an entreprenaur and you could earn some good money if she plugs you! :-)
I think Oprah's ratings would ROCKET if she featured you!
Push on, chica!! Nothing moves without a little push!
Just don't forget us little people when you are a big shot on Oprah!
Step 5: Take Annie with me.
You GO girl!!!
You're killing me! Sooo funny! I can't believe you haven't heard back from her yet. Any day now, I'm sure!
Honey, you make Oprah look good. She should be so lucky.
You are hilarious!! I literally am sitting here in my big comfy chair laughing my head off.
You are too funny.........how could Oprah resist??
She looks good/interesting as a blonde............
You are hilarious!
1) I LOVE the faceinhome.com site. Hilariously funny, as this post is.
2) Didn't you see the episode recently when Oprah featured Mom bloggers? Just thought I should tell you in case you want to modify your tweets.
3) What state do you live in, Jenni Jiggety? You make me laugh. Send me an e-mail and let me know: 3bay.b.chicks@gmail.com. If you're up for it, I want to include you in an upcoming "game" we are planning.
-Francesca
that photo is so funny that for a moment i almost forgot how much O drives me crazy... good luck becoming a Phenom!!!
Totally cool!
LOL awesome Love the picture ;)
I can see you now. Stars. Love that picture....although to tell you the truth, at the same time it is making me laugh, it's also kind of creeping me out!
jenni you are so awesome. Your so much better than Oprah! Dare I say it, Oprah sucks! Jenni Rocks!
I'm sure she just hasn't figured out how to tweet back yet. I saw her show where she learned about twitter and...um,...not good.
See...she needs you more than you need her!
dude. that is friggin' hilarious. i will not follow Oprah. I'm more into Ellen.
:-)
That is hysterical! Sounds like you have a plan.
Oh my gosh, that photo with O is hilarious. You are too funny.
I hope she gets back to you!
I follow a few celebs on Twitter and no one has responded to me. Blah.
I don't think it's funny that you put your head on my body. That photo shoot was really hard to do...the map kept flying away.
I keep waiting for Oprah to start an Oprah Tweeting Club where she tells people who to follow on Twitter.
you better be careful if you team up with oprah, i don't think she shares well.... look at her totally hogging the map to cover her bits!
good luck trying to come between gayle and oprah, they are totes fake lesbians! LOL
haha, awesome, nobody can stop you now honey!
Okay she totally has to call you because you managed to turn her into a skinny white blonde!
Awesome! I'll be your manager!
I'll be riding your coattails the whole way. Put in a good word for me, mkay?
Oh Jiggy! You have gone to the dark side! Come back!
AND...why hasn't Oprah jumped on the Paris Hilton band wagon?
MY BFF: Oprah.
Ha!
I can see you now!
Soooo Funny!!! Love it :) You can follow me on twitter...just not as hip as O, no biggie is it? Oh- and definitely not as much money in the bank. But I do drive a minivan :) SmiingGreenMom *Tweet me!
You are sooo funny!
I only follow one celebrity on Twitter -- John Mayer. I plan to strike when he posts something and I have a witty comeback. My goal is just to get one reply. Just one. I'm sure I'll be biding my time and trying to think of witty remarks for years to come ... long after no one Twitters anymore!
Here's to celebrity Twitter stalking!
ooh look at oprah as a blond! You crack me up Jenni!
You're already an instant phenom!
And I love that photo. Is it Photoshopped for blemishes, lol.
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