Jackism: (noun) Goofy and/or inappropriate things that come out of my son Jack's mouth on a somewhat regular basis. See also "He is his mother's child"...
At the store: China must be the biggest factory in the world. Like everything is made there!
In the bathroom: Ew. I accidentally put my finger in my butt and I think I touched my intest-eyens!
In the bathroom: Ew. I accidentally put my finger in my butt and I think I touched my intest-eyens!
Jack: Mom? Do you know what it means when you stick up your middle finger?
Me: Yes, I do.
Jack: What does it mean?
Me: It's a very rude and inappropriate thing. I don't ever want to say it in front of you.
Jack: What if I turn around?
Man, I love that kid.
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You must laugh a lot with him around.
Kids say the darndest things. I'm glad you're writing it all down. He'll have so much fun reading it back someday.
How does one "accidentally" put their finger up their butt. Just wonderin'....
We have lots of "isms" over here...so many, I should post about them.....hmmmmm....
Thanks for brightening up my day.
Those sound a lot like what we have in our house. They're called Zachisms here though.
Cute!
Yes, our Yunaisms and Kaylaisms are very cherished in our house.
I love him too! He's awesome! So funny, I just typed "GOd, I love this kid." about my kid on my blog!
Ha!!!
He needs to start blogging! :)
haha! what a smarty-pants :-)
Accidentally put his finger up his butt? When I do that, it's not usually an accident.
Oh wait! I don't do that!
At least you know he has a quick & curious mind. He's always thinking.
I think it's FINE if you turn around!
How funny.
Kids can be so amusing.
kids are soooooo funny! never a dull blogging moment (when ya remember what they said so you can write it down...lol...I normally forget) :)
Hahahaha-- those are great! :D
Kids say the funniest things.
hey! my parents got me a barbie dream town house too... i used to turn it on its side and thought it was more fun that way.
Bahaha! I love the China quote...that is too funny!
nothing is better than laughter like this :) thanks for sharing
LOL he's awesome :)
Lol!
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*snort*
That kid is funny!
I love kids and their little "isms!"
Okay, I had to cover my mouth to stifle the chuckle at him accidentally tickling his intestines.
He sounds like a lot of fun :) I can't wait until my son can talk! Thank you for the comment on my blog last Fri!
I keep a little journal that I write down the Hanaeisms & a few Nikisms (teens just aren't that funny sometimes!). & not EVEN going to ask how one accidentally sticks one's finger up ones butt! lol
Oh that is so funny! Too cute.
With sayings like that, you HAVE to love him!
hee hee
So cute!
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I just got the turning around one! LOL!
It doesn't get any better when your child is your comic relief!!
The turning around comment is hilarious! I wish I could remember all of the funny things my kids say.....I used to write everything down but....well.....things get busy ya know!
Gotta love Jackism's!
LOL. I'll never forget when my friend told me that "flipping someone the bird" was referring to the Bald Eagle, ergo it was actually a patriotic gesture. Kids are crafty I tell ya!
So funny! The whole finger in the butt thing is killing me.
So young yet so wise & witty =)
Oh God...we need to have lunch someday and get you Jack and my Jojo together... we could blog for weeks on that meeting!!
Oh my...he must be quite entertaining!
I love kidisms! These were great. And my 4-year-old (who now insists on doing all his own "wiping") told me the other day "I think my finger went in my butthole." Sigh.
Accidentally--that's awesome!
I love little kid's literal translations!
My sister told my nephew to walk around some dog poop that was in his way.
He proceeded to walk in a circle around the dog poop!
I loved reading through these. One of my friends used to send out a christmas newsletter of nothing but the year in conversation. I used to laugh for a full 30 minutes reading those. Then the kids grew up. Great blog :)
Oh goodness, the last one is just awesome...especially since I don't even know Jack and I could just see his little face totally thinking it would work!
hha.... well then you won't say it in front of him. : )
I think he's gonna be a lawyer when he grows up--that last one was very tricky!
Ohhhh he is one smart cookie.. sounds like he keeps you entertained. It's good that you are writing this stuff down. You don't think you will ever forget but sometimes you do.
Too funny!
My step-daughter's mother, who considers herself to be the most godly, good, perfect, classy woman in the world, actually TOLD my step-daughter what that word is! I think there are just a few things that kids should hear, if they must, NOT from their parents. :)
Absolutely hilarious! Especially the China remark! And ya know the best thing about it is that it's not too far off the mark!
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