What's in the box???????
THIS is in the box!
BEHOLD our 5 foot tall, singing, dancing Santa Claus!!
Jealous??
AND he comes with a microphone for karaoke AND an input so he can lipsynch like Britney to all of you favorite songs.
I ask you...
WHAT could be more Christmas-y?
Maybe this?
Hmmmm....probably not.
(Love you, honey)
So here is where I ask for YOUR input!
Where would you like to see Santa go?
What would you like to see Santa do?
What would like enjoy hearing Santa say?
And just so you are FULLY informed and aware of the MAJOR AWESOMENESS of the Santa...I have a little video for you...
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Okay..that is a really freaky Santa. You don't see those very often and wow, you're the lucky girl who has one. I'd love to see how your dogs react to him while he's singing the barking dog Jingle Bells song!
LMAO!! I don't think you can beat that last Santa pose!
OMG - we have a 5 foot tall singing and dancing santa with microphone too! $69 dollars at Wallmart a few years back! One of the best white trash things we ever bought! I will post a picture when I put up the post about all our christmas decor! The girls LOVE singing with Santa! Ours has a different face ours is a Santa Bear so he has a bear face but I can't believe someone else has one!!! I am LOL!
LMAO!
Seriously though, very happy I visited before the kids were over my shoulder. I'm not quite sure which of those shots is more disturbing.
I'm going with the "Seven" head in the box.
Oh no one can top that Jiggety Santa.
Do you remember that scene from Forget Paris where she has the mannequin in the car with her to protect her from attackers? I want to see Santa go on a tour of the town! But only if you can get the reaction of people when they see him. I am busting a gut! He would be the perfect prop for a candid camera!
The five foot Santa has given me a whole new perspective on the Jiggety family :). Too bad it isn't Edward. I would love to see Santa go to the grocery store. Maybe you could get him a little bucket and a bell and he could collect for charity. Does he hang out inside the house or does he go outside?
Oh, that's a good one! Glad to see that Santa's um, always got your back.
What I want to know is why you would ever spend money on this, OR what kind of drugs were you on when you purchased it?
I would love to see him infront of the bathrooms at Wal-Mart or target, and I want him to make sudden noises when people walk past him into the bathroom.
Okay I wouldn't expect this from anyone except YOU! LOL! My poor dog would pee all over my floor if I bought one of those things!
Great Pic of husband, bye the way!
Wow, now that's some santa decor! ;D
LMFAO!!!! welp santa is already 'doin' what i wanted to see oh lord-ta-day i am dyin here!!!
I wanna see giant Santa sing "D*ck in a box" from Saturday night live... now, that would be awesome.
lol
Jenni, you SERIOUSLY crack me up! That vlog was hysterical.
Can you make Santa sing a little "Stayin' Alive"?
I would just love to see that!
Wow, who knew Santa was a rapist?
Wow! I am so jealous!
Not of the Santa head in a box... that was kind of creepy. The whole Santa is awesome though!
Can't type. Too busy laughing!!
Santa come out of the box or the closet?
o.m.g. i think i have seen santa do ENOUGH!
Ok, you're a wee more twisted than I thought. But that's good.
Santa needs to be next to a mall santa. ha ha
LMAO and I blame Santa because my back hurt even worst now from laughing LOL
The picture with hubby, injured my spine (and I was planning to dress my hubby as Santa this year, now I'm thinking of buying him a friend LOL)
Whatever Santa does I'm sure it will be priceless :) BTW where did you get him, hahhahah I should have one next to my kitchen counter so we could shake our hips before morning coffee …
LMAO and I blame Santa because my back hurt even worst now from laughing LOL
The picture with hubby, injured my spine (and I was planning to dress my hubby as Santa this year, now I'm thinking of buying him a friend LOL)
Whatever Santa does I'm sure it will be priceless :) BTW where did you get him, hahhahah I should have one next to my kitchen counter so we could shake our hips before morning coffee …
I would like to see Santa skating on the duck pond in Boston Common. Oh and on the toilet. And maybe the beach or pool.
Okay, that guy would probably scare the pants off my kids. I'd hate to run in to him in the dark. I'd like to see him back in the box maybe. ;-)
That is one of the scariest things I've ever seen!
We have one :) I'll have to tell Jason to watch out for his back.
That shoule be a "Thousand Words Thursday"post! LMAO!
I think your Santa could add that 'missing element' to our company party. Of course, the conversation will up about Santa's poop once again.
Holy crap! I can't stop laughing!
I am a little scared of him, lol!
I think you should have Doug wake up one mornign with Santa on your side of the bed, ha ha ha
OMG!!! I love that!!! Limitless fun for all!
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OMG my daughter would crap herself if I brought that thing in the house...
Nightmare city.
;-)
Oh my. I am a little disturbed. I don't know where you should put him, I only know that I want him nowhere near my house!
But, for the record, I would totally buy you a car if I won the lottery :)
That is sooooo freakin' hilarious!!! Santa likes it doggie style. No wonder your dogs are petrified. I want t see him in an elevator and everyone's reaction to him when the oors open. You and June Cleaver are the Master Vloggers. I want lessons.
I have nothing clever for you......except to say that I LOL'd at the picture of Santa and your hubby. :) Great sense of humor. :)
My daughter would scream her head off in terror! Your boys are so funny!
that is funny!
Oh man...that Santa conjures up images from "A Christmas Story" (Fra-jee-lay...must be Italian)...
Your santa needs to be Rick Rolled.
I'm still finding it totally hilarious that we have the same gyrating singing Santa!
When we first got him, I had my son hiding with the microphone and when my husband came home from work and Santa started talking to him by name--he almost had a heart attack!
I'll make sure to let you know when we set ours up--maybe we can have a Santa Karaoke-off!?!
Tooooooo freakin FUNNY!!! Seriously, the fun times I could have with that Santa! I hope to see more of him, and anything you make him do will be AWESOMELY HILARIOUS! {Sorry, I have no more creativity than that!}
How about Santa shaking it up in some heart boxers with a beer bong? Maybe a thong on his head? Sorry, I'm Jewish, I can give you fifty ideas for a menorah, but Mr. Claus? The guy's a little intimidating!
That was pretty funny!!!
That is is hilarious. I have no clue where to put him. That is just too much St. Nick for me!
Holy Lord I love it!!! Love that it can perform all those different functions - How futuristic!! Also love the one pic towards the middlelol!!
that is too funny!!!!
Great first vlog!
I think that Santa would freak me out! LOL! Your husband must have a great sense of humor to let you post that photo! ROFL!
LOL Hilarious!!! Love it!!
Yeah, that thing would scare me in the mornings, too!
ahhhhhhhh! so creepy! LOL.
That Santa would scare the CHIT outta Chucky!!! Holy cow I wouldn't be able to sleep in the same house lol. But I totally ♥ your hubby for letting you take that hilarious photo!!!!
Awwww man, I want that thing!!!
Yeah, I'm officially jealous.
Not for grabbing your husband but still....
Ohmygosh, that was hysterical!!! My daughter would be horrified if she saw that in person - she'd have a phobia for the rest of her life! How about Santa watching TV? Wonder what he'd have to say about The Girls Next Door!
That Santa is the coolest.
I bet your house is house of fun.
oh my god the bent over pic is so funny!!!
we have that thing...thanks to nana. i hate it. i'm liking it more now that i see the pic with your hubby! ha!
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