Sunday, November 30, 2008

What's in the BOX?!?!

A shout out to the movie Se7en here, on Jiggety Jigg!
::::hopes that reference isn't too obscure::::

Oh I have a real holiday TREAT for you!

This box contains something so spectacular and amazing that it can only be called:

SPECTACULAR and AMAZING!
(My creative writing teacher would be so proud...)


People who have known me for awhile already know what this is...

It is only the most notorious, bizarre,
and craptastically fun Christmas Decoration EV-ER.

And we OWN it...courtesy of my well-meaning and compulsive shopping mother!

And I am going to take this item and turn it into a
WEEKLY FEATURE
from now until Christmas!

Trust me...you won't want to miss this...

Come on, Jenni!!!! What's in the box??????

Here's a little clue...

::::Another Se7en reference::::

Oh yes...that's a Giant Santa Head!

Think it's creepy?

Just wait until you get a load of the rest of him!

STAYED TUNED!

24 comments:

April said...

LMAO. and that movie is so freaking sad. uhg, there's turkey juice on my keyboard... quandry. do i get up and find something to clean it with, ignore it, or just lick it up?

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

yeah, that is creepy. Why have you decapitated Santa?

georgie said...

LMAo creepy doesnt do it justice! Ima skeered to see the rest of him!

Jennifer said...

Holy Crap! I wanna see!!! Open the box! OPEN THE BOX!!!!
(PS - I hope this doesn't end with someone getting shot. That would be a VERY UNCOOL Se7en reference!)

Kelly said...

you killed santa! you bastard! LOL! (that was my south park reference)

Mandy @ Adventures of a Millennium Mom said...

Love the se7en reference and creepy Santa head (but he's no Gyneth!lol)!!

Wep said...

OMG we have one, we have one :-) And it IS craptastic. And I love the Se7en reference :)

ParentingPink said...

Creepy Santa Head! Can't wait to see what's next!

K and/or K said...

He makes a decapitated Gweneth look normal!

Sarah said...

I swear to heaven if you tell me that you are going to be revealing the rest of his body parts bit by bit I'm going to...I don't even know! But it will certainly trump my Christmas around the world plan!

Laura said...

Too funny!! And I totally get the Se7en reference. Can't wait to see more!

The Nice One said...

Oooooh A Mystery!!!

Cheryl Lage said...

LOVED it, and the Se7en reference was so spot on...especially in the wake of this weekend's gluttony...hmm, wonder if I delved into any other of the seven this weekend?

Love it, J Jiggety!

JourneytoFamily said...

Oh man... that's the WORST part of the movie Se7en!!! But, uh, a Santa head in a box is pretty freaky too.

Kristina P. said...

Love the Se7en reference. I was watching a documentary on Jonestown this afternoon, and fell asleep on the counch afterwards, and had a dream that I was at the house where the Manson family killed everyone. That was pleasant.

Almost as pleasant as the Santa head.

Annie said...

I hope there is more to him!

Jen E @ mommablogsalot said...

Consider me riveted.

jill jill bo bill said...

Can you eat him? Ya know that's all I care about...

Jess said...

I wonder how tall he'll be!! LOL

Firefly said...

LOL cool. You should see our Santa seating and looking all weird (I'll have to post a picture of him Soon) LOL he's so wired and I so think he's crossed eyed HAHAHHA

The Stiletto Mom said...

That Santa head at the bottom of the box is beyond creepy. But, much like my recent fixation with Twilight, I will be back to see what he morphs into, because I must know!

Kristen Andrews said...

don't tell me that is a toliet seat cover?

Kristy said...

That is hilarious!

Jennifer said...

OMG Jenni--I have the same freaking decoration--so I know EXACTLY what it is!! Do I win a prize if I gve you the correct answer--LOL!? Mine will be making an appearence soon as well...

 
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