Odes to Codeine
A Bad Haiku By Jenni
Oh Codeine! My Love!
You caress my lungs... I sleep!
My pharmacist rocks....
There once was a blogger named Jenni...
Who was coughing harder than many.
So she got her some codeine
and though she was so green
She slept better than a drunk guy at Denny's.
Codeine, Codeine! I love you so!
I will never let you go!
Even though you give me a hang over
I love you almost as much as I love Edward from Twilight!
(Did you even notice how hard it is to find a word that rhymed with over?)
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i love how the haiku turned into a limerick. codeine is definitely the best. maybe wednesdays should become "favorite drug day" ?
Ah, looks and sounds like that elixir is the perfect cure for your TB. :)
You should send that in to the drug company......I mean, what a great advertisment! :)
too cute too cute!
Great post! :)
You are a funny girl! By the way.. I feel a little tickle in my throat (..thats what she said..) and I think I need some of that cough syrup! Give it!
I hope you are feeling better soon and that the codeine is making you not care if you are sick or not until you do.
I actually survived all of last week on a diet of codeine and diet sprite! Wee Hoo!!! Hope you feel better, that is a nasty bug going around!
You almost make me want to lick my pediatrician's floor to get some of that stuff.
It is the ambrosia of the Gods.
So glad you're feeling better! Now get some help.
Em
This was so fun. Take a double dose tomorrow and let's see what you come up with!
Were you on the codeine when writing these? Codeine seems like a good source of inspiration for limericks. :)
Clover rhymes with over. But that is all I can think of
you had to throw in that Twilight didn't cha?
So I just found out that Twilight is set in a town here in Washington called Forks. DUH?
I've been there so now I'm thinking I might watch the movie, but I don't now about reading books about vampires....?
Awesome Haiku! lol. I see after the last couple posts, coedine is your new best bud!
I'm seriously LMAO over here! That is so funny. Stop bogarting the Codeine!
Who knew Codeine was this much fun? Maybe I DO want some... ;)
codeine is Mmmmmmmm.
This was hysterical...Good stuff!
HaHa! I wish my son liked it, it was like pulling teeth trying to get him to take it last year when he broke his arm!
That reminds me, I still have a full bottle in the medicine drawer...
so funny...and sometimes it's just best to suck it up and take the meds! just got a call from the school...whooping cough case confirmed at #1's school. yikes!
Sure nothing rhymes with "over" but then again try coming up with one for codeine! (Schmo-deine? Blow-deine?)
Glad you're enjoying hittin' the bottle.
:) Robin
you are too funny!!
You are hilarious! You have been tagged over at A Daily Dose
LOL! Too cute!
4-eva! Jenni + Codeine = love.
Love the haiku! A drunk guy at Denny's is most definitely my fav line!!!!
Get better!
I'm putting up your button on http://mommygossip-gno.blogspot.com today!
That is soooooo funny:-)
That is hysterical :) I <3 you!
The codeine totally gave you poetic talents!! I'm impressed!
So beautiful, it brings tears to my eyes...
HAHAHA too good huh??? Well have fun with your new friend!!!
Am I the only one who is just a little bit frightened at how many of us hold such deep affection for the happy red juice? Hmmm?
your too much Jenni!!
too funny. Watch out or you will end up on episode of Intervention!
And I would TOTALLY watch it!
Ha ha... I love it, I do.
And I love codeine too.
(see I can rhyme)
LOL - that was cute!!
"almost as much as I love Edward from Twilight" - YAY!!
Just one more day! :D
You have a gift! Never thought I would hear codeine, Denny's and Twilight all mentioned in haiku form!
Hope you are feeling better!
This was hilarious. LOL Thanks for the laugh.....I needed it (trying to help 5th grade math at night time is tough). I'd rather be drinking with the guy at Denny's.
Never a more grand tincture!
now thats funny!
LMAO! Hope you feel better.
Jenni and Codeine sittin' in a tree...
Now I'm really depressed I'm allergic to codeine!!
that is too funny. Did you see 90210 last night, it isn't on again until Jan, what are we going to do!
Dearest codeine you are so great.
I come to you when I feel low rate.
I will never know why you treat me so well.
But I glad you're there because I feel like...
Like a drunk guy at Dennys - ACK - so funny!! Step away from the codine ...
Take care - Kellan
I'm glad you are getting some *I'm guessing* much needed relief. ;)
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